MAINE - Life in the Slow Lane
I posted a Joke involving a cow, but it was a little offensive apparently so I'll take it down..
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A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror..
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible;
I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.”
The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”
I left my job as a concrete worker.
It just seemed to get harder and harder.
I used to be so indecisive..
But now I’m not so sure.
Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
A: Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said: "Bach, Bach, Bach."
Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the fish aren't biting or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:
A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"