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By: LeeWilder (offline)  Monday, November 27 2017 @ 09:53 AM EST (Read 53 times)  

Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the fish aren't biting or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" 

The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"

   
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By: LeeWilder (offline)  Monday, November 27 2017 @ 09:55 AM EST  

I posted a Joke involving a cow, but it was a little offensive apparently so I'll take it down..

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By: LeeWilder (offline)  Monday, November 27 2017 @ 09:56 AM EST  

A woman is standing looking in the bedroom mirror..

She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, “I feel horrible;
I look old, fat and ugly… I really need you to pay me a compliment.”

The husband replies, “Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.”

   
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By: LeeWilder (offline)  Tuesday, November 28 2017 @ 04:09 AM EST  

I left my job as a concrete worker.

It just seemed to get harder and harder.

   
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By: LeeWilder (offline)  Tuesday, November 28 2017 @ 04:10 AM EST  

I used to be so indecisive..

But now I’m not so sure.

   
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By: LeeWilder (offline)  Tuesday, November 28 2017 @ 04:12 AM EST  

Q: Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

A: Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said: "Bach, Bach, Bach."

   
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