MAINE - Life in the Slow Lane
That was great Mr. Sprague I almost fell off my chair...LMAO 
Stephen
I am lost for words, trees are not know for being dirty (vulgor) but this sure puts a new spin on that thought. 
Lee
Nice little joke to start my day Stephen , Hope I don't blow it when I tell the folks at work.
Dave V
Print it out Dave and read it at work that way you won't screw it up. Go to top of thread and use "Printable Version".
Lee
Good Idea Lee, I'm so bad at telling jokes. Not like our freind Stephen here. He is full of them.
Quote by: Dave+VNot like our freind Stephen here. He is full of them.
He is full of something alright. 
Lee
Oh what have you started ? You know I have to agree LMAO
LMFAO....Your taking heavey shelling Stephen..
I can take the flack......But as Grannie used to say
"There will come a time"
Stephen
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but,
here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small
tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is
that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a
birch.
It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in.'
Wipe that smile off your face and have a great Day! : )
Stephen
Happy Fishing and Tying