MAINE - Life in the Slow Lane
Quote by: KodaI'm tellin it square, more ass than a toliet seat. After a few hours it gets old and I just wanna fly fish
Keith, I draw the line when they go for the fish. That's when I pull their bottoms up an send em home
It's good to have limits 
Myself I would keep the bottoms as the spoils of war.
all is fair in love and war right?
Quote by: mloweall is fair in love and war right?
Not when it comes to fish Brother 
You see, in the big picture, both the fly fisherman and the hugger are fishing for trout. The fly fisher is going for bows, brookies and browns. The huggers are going for......trouser trout
Koda- I learn something new every day. I had not looked at it this way until you explained it to me. Now I see things totally different! Thank you.
See now all these years I thought the TT designation on the F&G stocking maps meant Tiger Trout but perhaps it was really Trouser Trout....would explain the young sirens trying to lure me onto the rocks at Willard Pond now wouldn't it.
Quote by: mloweKoda- I learn something new every day. I had not looked at it this way until you explained it to me. Now I see things totally different! Thank you.
Hey, we're family here Brother. The wisdom of the oldsters is here to help the young uns along the way so they don't step on their cranks, like we did
It IS a serious hazard these days. Young upstarts like our Dave STILL don't get it. The scantily clad huggers are after us oldsters because they know we are experienced. In their quest for the ultimate one eyed zipper fish they pull out all the stops ( and most of the clothes). Keep in mind, a lot of these lovely geese are NOT in to catch and release 
Thanks to modern medicine, they know that they can have the gratifing experience along with the stamina of an 18 year old stud. In the beginning it was pretty rough. First it was the viagra. Then came the Ageless Male testosterone stuff. Nobody told me and Keith and Lee and Stephen not to mix the two together.
Imagine running around with a woody that will scratch glass for MORE than 4 hours. And no, calling the Doctor did nothing more than get the usual "Take two asprins and call me in the morning".
The only way we were able to kill the massive throbbing erections was to go to this web site.
Keith, you should have been on to that a lot earlier. The TT with a set of red lips and a pair of hooters next to it was a dead give away
Was a sad day when they made a woman the head of F&G
Aaaagggggh!!!! I clicked the link, I clicked the link....
NICE FISH
Quote by: Koda
Thanks to modern medicine, they know that they can have the gratifing experience
Used only to take the wrinkles out so I can wash it.
I'm tellin it square, more ass than a toliet seat. After a few hours it gets old and I just wanna fly fish
Keith, I draw the line when they go for the fish. That's when I pull their bottoms up an send em home
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