MAINE - Life in the Slow Lane
Stephen
First sorry to hear about your mom, she will come through with flying colors I'm sure.
Now to the dictionary, the one I like best is "Benign" -> what you be, after you be eight.
That gave me the biggest chuckle.
Lee
Yes sorry to hear about your mom I am sure she will be just fine. I have you both in my prayers.
The list gave me a chuckle . Good stuff.
Thanks for the support. The Dr has assured us that, they are just being pro-active, and my Mom has nothing to worry about. Now tomorrow, we will both be junk 
I can't believe it will be a year already. 
Dave, my uncle was a lifer in the USAF. He sends me emails every day. If I read them all I wouldn't get anything done 
Follow your passion and success will follow you
My Mom starts 6 weeks of radiation treatments again today. The last time was 5 years ago. They say theres nothing to worry about and that it's pre-cancerous. This Saturday marks the first anniversary for loosing my Dad. So this has been a L O N G week!
My Mom's brother sent us this, I hope you see the humor in it too
“Southerner’s have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life (and don’t worry so much)”
Southerner’s Medical Dictionary
Artery …………………………………………………………………………………………….The study of paintings Bacteria……………………………………………………… …………………………… Back door to the cafeteria Barium………………………………………………………………………… What doctors do when patients die Benign………………………………………………………………………………. What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section………………………………………………………………………. A neighborhood in Rome
Cat Scan………………………………………………………………………………………………. Searching for kitty Cauterize…………………………………………………………………………………. Made eye contact with her Colic……………………………………………………………………………………………….. …………… A sheep dog Coma…………………………………………………………………………………………………. A punctuation mark Dilate……………………………………………………………………………………………………………… To live long Enema…………………………………………………………………………………………………………… Not a friend Fester…………………………………………………………………………………………Quicker than someone else Fibula………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. A small lie Impotent………………………………………………………………………………….. Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain…………………………………………………………………………………………. Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff…………………………………………………………………………………………….. A Doctor’s cane Morbid……………………………………………………………………………………………………….. A higher offer Nitrates………………………………………………………………………………………….. Cheaper than day rates Node…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… I knew it Outpatient…………………………………………………………………………………… A person who has fainted Pelvis………………………………………………………………………………………………. Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative…………………………………………………………………………………………….. A letter carrier
Recovery Room……………………………………………………………………………….. Place to do upholstery Rectum………………………………………………………………………………………………. ****near killed him Secretion………………………………………………………………………………………………… Hiding something Seizure……………………………………………………………………………………………………… Roman Emperor Tablet……………………………………………………………………………………………………………. A small table
Terminal Illness……………………………………………………………………………. Getting sick at the airport Tumor……………………………………………………………………………………………………. One plus one more Urine………………………………………………………………………………………………… Opposite of you’re out
- Arthur Buddhold