I would like to start out by stating that there are obvious defects in the gene pool. This recently proven by none other than Kim Kardasian who, after marrying the 8 foot tall white dude, sleeping with him for 72 days, then dumping him, and getting knocked up by a black rapper. Clearly, there is no improving of the species here, in fact, a rather serious turn for the worse.

But for the rest of what we consider to be "normal", I offer the following similarity between Human Females, and Whitetail Does:

In the Whitetail world, the Doe is the boss. Hmmm, that pretty much holds true in the human female  In the wilds, a buck makes a scrape, a patch of scraped away leaves and debris, and deposits his calling cards there. A doe going into heat sizes up the buck from his advertising. If he appears to be the dominant buck in the area she will breed with him so that the fawns will have the best chance of survival, and thus, ensuring the continuance of the species.

Now if we think of trout waters as a scrape in the human world, then it becomes most logical that we find scantily clad huggers hanging out around those waters.

Prime trout waters will attract the "dominant bucks" like Lee, Keith, Stephen, and Koda. These bucks are seasoned, mature, have big "racks", are of high integrity, hold much wisdom, and, are hands down, the handsomest of the species

So it only makes sense, a human female in "heat" is going to hang around a spot where she KNOWS the good bucks will visit.  Why else would a vixen like that dress up in a string and bare her wares to the skeeters, gnats, frogs, and snakes.  No Sir, she wants to BREED!

And that folks, is why we see the darlings at the water 

The other possibility, as remote as it is, they might just be "hot" and trying to cool off 

 See, that right there Davy is WHY the huggers go for the ole timers. Yer askin questions ..."Why would hot babes want to hang out with 3 old goats..."  You my good man, will have to ask them. It is their choice.

I'm sure you have seen the commercial for Dos Equis Beer, the one with the most interesting man in the world.  Ah Hello, he's the same age group as "The Old Goats". Chicks are all over him too!

It also could be they like dudes who can count. LMFAO  Lee, Keith, Stephen, and Koda, I do believe that's FOUR old goats, not 3  

At first it was kinda fun, now we're swattin em off like flies 

 Why indeed would young, genetically superior, breeding stock be interested in...well...experienced, successfull, older bucks?  If you need ask you may never know, but just look at my man Hugh Heffner.  Now thanks to superior pharmaceutical science we "old bucks" can not only offer that wisdom that only age can bring, we can also offer up that youthful stamina we once had when we thought that quantity trumped quality.

All I know is that since the beard started to go grey there has been more offers than ever before (well almost)

 All I can say is Koda has gone Goofy.  Until I see a photo of these hot babes with the now 4 old farts with rods in hand I won't be convinced .  Old farts and hot babes ya right

Koda some folks just have to see a thing with thier own eyes no matter the evidence presented.

The other interesting phenominon that has occurred for both my brother and I is; as we lose more and more hair the more, very attractive ladies have to rub our heads.  Airplanes are the worst.

Now on to the "orgy"...a trip to Canada may be in order.  There is a small town about an hour or so north of Quebec with some fantastic fishing and the women out number the men 3:1.  (oh and canadian girls are easy)